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Every 93.5 years…there comes a geek. A geek so geeky that even god looks at him in amazement and goes, “I didn’t make him…!”…and yet, this geek is someone whom everyone can relate to. He not only comes down to the level of lesser mortals…he actually behaves like one of them. However, everyone around him realizes his genius…

One such geek is our Investment Analysis prof. that guy is god…! He is awesome with his flow…his teaching…and his concepts. Flowing effortlessly through the entire class. And as I had mentioned (in my previous blog)…the speed is something that’s complimentary. A caterpillar might think that he is speed of light or something…

However…the funniest part about Prof. Subrahmanyam is his sense of humor. Its Indian…and its impromptu…and best of all…its vernacular.

Scene 1:

Prof spends some 7 minutes explaining a concept…and at his speed you can guess that this is an hour of content for some ‘other’ prof. He ends…and calls on the hand that had risen some 2 minutes back.

A: “can you repeat it again…?”
Prof (to himself): “what the…”
Prof (to A): “kyon confuse karma hai logon ko…chalo…I will try once more…”
And so he explains…this time even better than previous…and then goes, “bas…main itna hi samjha sakta hoon…aur mujhse nahi hoga…”

Lost in his own world…he manages to charm us…somehow…

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Have been working on the marketing research paper as if we were born academicians or something. Its painful…reminds me of MSU…and its painful…

The SAIT presentation happened today. Went awesome…great work done by P, J and A. The content was amazing…and the business presentation workshop actually showed results. Too good guys…!

Got the grade for the MDM course…the one we had taken in our previous birth. Did better than I expected we would…so am happy. However the mid-term for Operations Management hasn’t gone that well…but what the heck…

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So…some decades back I had sat down to see one of my fav movies…and realized that movies such as it are extremely rare. I allowed my thoughts to go further…and actually came to the conclusion that more often than not most movies fall into the same category. They always show the same things…always have the same storyline…

A look…:

1. If the hero starts dancing on the road…he makes sure that everyone on the streets were enrolled in Shiamak Davar classes…cause they all know exactly how he will dance…!
2. any bombs placed in any god damn location will always show you in the largest possible font size the amount of time that remains for the explosion. Time for the hero to get cracking.
3. Invariably, 9 out of 10 times…the hero manages to dismantle the bomb when exactly 1 second remains. The remaining 1 time…he dies leaving behind his love…who ofcourse never marries…!
4. The Eiffel tower can be seen through any window in paris.
5. A good police officer can ONLY solve a case when he has been suspended. He looses his power as soon as he taken back in…if at all…
6. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet. Same goes for the villain as well…and ofcourse not for the hero…!
7. If being chased…the villain will always take refuge in the Ganesh Chaturti proceedings…ANYTIME of the year…!
8. Prostitutes look gorgeous…so do maids…and so do secretaries…(duhh…!!). The hero’s sister on the other hand will have to sit through a 3 hour long operation to make her look like a female…!
9. All heroes can play the guitar…and the piano…and the saxophone…and the drums…and the violin…alongwith the gift of the gab to come up with profound lyrics…ANYTIME…ANYWHERE…
10. And finally…the best one…if staying in a haunted house, women have to investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing lingerie…!

And that my friends…is what I do at ISB…(I mean…write non-sensical stuff…not roam around in my fav underwear)!!!

~a

And here are the remaining facts:

1. All exits to the room are closed…so we cant escape
2. Since there are 349 heads people think that the shit wont hit them. They don’t realize how much of it is actually there
3. Some people, called alums, had apparently been there before. And they told us that there are no fans in the room…forget the shit part…!
4. So basically…we are screwed…!

Welcome to term 4

Only one word will define the composition of the above. Assignments. And no…you wont have one every 10 days…not even one every week…but one every day. Each and every single day. This is ISB and we are like this…no questions asked…

“Excuse me…could I have my 15 lacs back…?”
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The day was hectic. The schedule this term has 3 classes on Tues-Thurs and a class each on Mon-Wed. and given that the term is technically only 4 weeks…we have classes Friday as well…with random timings. The profs are interesting though…

The investment one (Prof. Subrahmanyam) is the biggest geek ever. His speech could give the rajdhani a run for its money…and he does this with his eyes closed. It’s like stevie wonder singing some rap song…awesome fun. And he is good…though I have a feeling that it wont be so as we proceed. Investment is not like…lalalalalalal….ohhh…look what I got…A grade…!!

SAIT (short for the 1st IT course) was good too. Prof Rajiv Banker has, one…a funny way of speaking…two…great sense of humor when it comes to his presentations. The entire presentation was mixed with cartoons from galsbergen (www.glasbergen.com) and they are quite funny.

MO (organizational behavior for the layman) was kind of disappointing…for us and for this dude called Erik Peterson. He was the subject of the case that we discussed…and boy…what a year he had. We read case (A) and (B) and towards the end it was evident that Peterson was screwed…in terms of his workplace performance. However…it didn’t stop there. The prof gave us case (C), (D) and finally (E) and it kept getting from bad to worse for Peterson. He eventually committed suicide in case (E)…!

And with the assignments…it wont be a surprise that the next batch of ISB will read a case on all of us…how we died fighting for our rights…please…for god sake…no assignments every day…!!

~a

PS: I remember that I have to post my take on ‘movies and what makes them successful’. Next post…pukka…unless something else exciting comes up

Term 4 started with a bang. I felt miserable (and I really mean it…no matter how cheesy it may sound) the entire day about R’s departure. It was truly the best time we have spent with each other. I now realize what those poet types mean when they go about…”it was like a dream”…

Sob!

Well…to give it what it deserves…term 4 did start on a positive note. Mudit (Government, Society and Business) was truly a pleasure. To be frank, better what I had expected off him, through my informal interactions. Apparently the Investment prof is also quite good…so it seems we have competition for bhagwaanji…!

Then worked on a research paper that U, S and I are working on. Well…so far only they have worked on it…I have been the “oh yes, that’s a brilliant idea…lets do it” sorts…better known as the ‘comment always…work none…’ guys…!

Then had the ELP class. The MD of Ma Foi had flown down from Chennai to meet us. I wasn’t present through most of the meeting…however I did get a gist of what’s required off us…which is a small word known to the English language as ‘everything’. However…the project per se sounds pretty interesting and am sure it will be quite stimulating and challenging…

There was a talk by the regional manager, Asia of IFC – the investment arm of the World Bank. Pretty impressive…actually lemme rephrase…pretty interesting. The work that they do and the way they differentiate themselves from other investment banks. And I am particularly interested since they are based off Delhi…which is orgasmic for me at this point of time…! (

Really looking forward to a wonderful 4th term…have loads lined up…

~a

Had the term 3 end exams today (which btw in ISB time are only a few seconds after the Term 1 end exams…!). There were 2 of them…Managerial Accounting and Operations Management. I have a feeling…scary it may sound…that they went well (so this can easily be the case of overpromising and underdelivering).

Tomorrow will be the biggest battle ISB has seen till date. The gods (actually…there is only one god…as we all know…sirf ek ‘bhagwaan’)…and the lesser mortals. Best is the fact that there is nothing to gain. Only 5% will get the Param Vir Chakra…another 10% the Vir Chakra…and the remaining…a good IT job…! And mind you…all this is not dependent on the result of the battle…cause if you didn’t know already…bhagwaan hamesha jeettaa hai…!

See you tomorrow…!

~a

Its very humbling…life…! Unfortunately…rarely do people come up to someone and tell him why he is so special. However, the few times it happens…you realize the impression that you have left…and the way in which you have unknowingly touched…maybe even influenced people…

Today was one such day. I just find myself lucky to be surrounded with people who think I am worth something. The last class of LDP made us go through half an hour of an extremely fulfilling exercise. Make notes on “I like XXX because…”…where XXX could be just about anyone. And the idea was to personally deliver the note…

I wrote some 40 odd notes…received quite a few as well. More importantly…I realized that no matter how much one is himself…he will never be so…in the real sense. It is as if every person belongs only to this colossal society…where people expect certain things from you…and don’t mind appreciating you if you do fulfill those. And, unlike what many might think, those expectations are not always selfish in nature. Many will be just as happy if you can simply smile at them…everytime you meet them.

Another thing that Rajeshwar talked about (and something that I totally endorse) is how to constantly feed your mind. With material that walks towards the right direction. Most of us cant even start to count the endless hours that we have spent infront of the TV watching Baywatch and kyunki saas bhi kabhi yeh thi aur kabhi woh thi…contaminating our thoughts with particles capable of reproducing at will. And I shudder to think of the effect that all these years of brain drain such episodes have caused…!

I am so glad I have left TV…! However I do read a lot of junk on the net…(which again has reduced somewhat cause of the newly introduced isb web filter…wink wink…!!!)

Anyways…

Studies in full swing…loads of stuff to cover…and the thought of R over is making the same all the more tougher…! However…I shall persist…

Watched an awesome movie last night…yet again…Pi…then sat down and wondered why movies such as these are not made with the frequency I would wish…

Eventually came up with a rather funny list…will share it with you soon…

Pardon me if a blog doesn’t happen before Tuesday…

~a