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Time Magazine on Sachin Tendulkar
I have a feeling that this is not genuine (the Time Magazine bit), but heck, irrespective of who has written this…it still is one of the best captures of what Sachin is all about!
When Sachin Tendulkar travelled to Pakistan to face one of the finest bowling attacks ever assembled in cricket, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam.
When Tendulkar embarked on a glorious career taming Imran and company, Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters. The Berlin Wall was still intact, USSR was one big, big country, Dr Manmohan Singh was yet to “open” the Nehruvian economy.
It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had another Sachin Tendulkar and we never will.
Here is a genuine Time article though, when Sachin broke the 200 barrier
The Toughest 5 Questions for Men
Work has been tight lately…for good and for bad reasons! So I am borrowing a nice forward for this post!
The 5 toughest questions for men are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Cricket.
b. Shahrukh.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”)
Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, shit loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question.
(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette!”)
Forward Courtesy: Randhir
Finally…The iPad Pro Launched!
Not to say that I wasnt happy with the iPad, but even Rakhi Sawant would realize that its not technically the most optimal product! In this size (and coming from Apple), one could have expected –
a full-size keyboard, USB ports, Flash support, in-built drive, mouse support, webcam etc etc
Am so glad the iPad Pro has been launched!
‘Stunning’ 9/11 Photos Released
I know that stunning is not quite an apt word to describe these photos, but honestly…these are! I only wish the occasion was something pleasant to remember!
These were released by the New York City Police Department and provided on Feb 10, 2010.
How To Prepare For The ISB Admission Interview
Came back from ISB this weekend, after interviewing Round 2 candidates for the batch of 2011. Its funny (or is tragic the word) that inspite of the sheer amount of open source information available out there…courtesy Pagalguy (and the likes), more than 50% students dont come prepared, in the real sense!
One of my favorite ways to start an interview is with the following question – “How have you prepared for this interview?”. More often than not, the response will be pagalaguy, alum interaction, current batch friends etc etc.
The next question then is “Identify 5 questions that you have prepared for best, through all your sources”…and the great part is that most come up with the same 5 odd sections. But thats where it ends.
When told to come up with their responses to those 5 questions, the lack of preparation shows. Its not really lack of preparation because they say all the right things…walk the safe path. Its essentially lack of clarity.
At the very basic level, ISB is looking at 2 things
1. Why MBA?
2. What after MBA?
— Why MBA —
THIS is the most important section. It is NOT funny how many people want to do an MBA just because they are bored of what they are doing, feel they have to finish their education as early as possible or think of it as a magic wand that will allow you to shift from IT to Investment Banking!
DO NOT state rehearsed answers – “I want to acquire business skills” “I need an MBA to prepare a business plan” “An MBA will teach me leadership and management skills”!
Understand that an MBA will not do any of these. Thinking that an MBA makes you a leader is equivalent of thinking that a bat makes you tendulkar! An MBA is a tool…which will allow you to apply yourself and become what you have to.
There are no right answers to this, because everyone has their own right answer. So dont give answers that are socially desirable. Because we are not recruiting you to make please the world…we are recruiting you for you!
Also be practical. Consider one example – ISB is not a cheap school and if you take a full loan, the EMI comes to 35K or so! So when I hear a budding entrepreneur state that ISB will help him flesh out his business plan and then he will start right after, my first reaction is “and what if you plug this 20 lacs into your business”…”what’s plan B”…and thats where the discussion stops!
— What after MBA —
Oh cmon…how can you NOT know the answer to this! Worse still, how can you not know everything about what you wish to do. 300 students want to enter McKinsey, but do you know what it takes to get in! Get a reality check.
When we see an IT guy with 10 years of experience who wants to join marketing, or a sales guy with 4 years of experience who wants to enter corporate finance, the obvious question is…what will this 1 year offer you that you think this change is possible! And they have no clue! They just think that an MBA will do that automatically for them!
This question…the most fundamental one that everyone expects…is easily the worst answered in my experience. People havent thought through it…they are clueless…which would have been fine had you done your homework and figured out where people similar to your background eventually go and what they do! But not knowing it and sitting at an ISB interview is totally unacceptable.
Equally important is to have a Plan B. If you will not get the industry shift, then what? If your business will not materialize, then what? If you do not get a 12 lac job, then what?
How can students not have a Plan B. Ok…I exclude the tiny section that tends to balance itself on overconfidence, but for the remaining, the question is more of a “oh shit…i didnt think of it” reaction! CMON!
This year, I most likely will see 13 students join the next batch, interviewed by me! I make it a point to note their contacts and look them up the next year. And I wish the ones that we have rejected had a chance to sit through the interviews of these 13 individuals and realize what a big difference clarity in thought brings!
The punchline – Be extremely sure of what an ISB MBA will do for you…and why you need it in the first place!
All other questions can be omitted…they are simply fillers!
PS: I love helping out students who are preparing for ISB (selectively though), because for me the school’s future is decided by who goes in! If anyone out there feels I could be of help, please feel free to contact! I would be more than happy!
What Goes Around Comes Around
Beautiful imagination! Its ironic that the same can be said about the ‘purpose’ of the war too…!
iPhone Helps Conceive A Baby Girl
That’s it..! Does anyone out there need any further documentation on which is the sexiest phone out there?
Scottish couple use an iPhone app to help conceive a baby girl
Phir? Mile Sur Mera Tumhaara
Or in other words…a tutorial on how not to spoil a classic by getting crass non-achievers, giving them more air-time than they ever got in their lifetime, and trying too hard to show that we have progressed!
Music sucks (what is it…an electronic house remix?)…the choice of individuals suck (sportspeople?? business guys??? the common man??) and its way too long to generate anything except revenue for the broadcaster!
Really badly done! And if you dont believe me…here is what you have to see! I kid you not…I had tears in my eyes when I saw the old one today…!
And here is the new one…!
FT Global MBA Schools Ranking 2010: ISB Ranked 12
Got a call this morning from ISB that the FT Rankings for 2010 have been released and ISB has moved up the ranks to close at Global Rank 12! Fantastic
The top 15 schools according to the rankings are:
- London Business School
- Wharton
- Harvard
- Stanford
- INSEAD
- Columbia Business School
- IE Business School
- MIT Sloan
- Chicago Booth
- HongKong UST
- IESE Business School
- Indian School of Business
- NYU Stern
- Dartmouth Tuck
- IMD
You can view all the ranking here
And here is an evaluation on the top schools from a placements perspective
Rank ’10 | 3 yr. rank | School name | Weighted sal. ($) | Employed 3months (%) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Data © 2010 The Financial Times LimitedView the full ranking | ||||
| 1 | 1 | London Business School | 142,340 | 81 ( 99) |
| 2 | 1 | University of Pennsylvania: Wharton | 160,848 | 75 ( 96) |
| 3 | 4 | Harvard Business School | 161,887 | 87 ( 100) |
| 4 | 5 | Stanford University GSB | 164,863 | 85 ( 96) |
| 5 | 5 | Insead | 139,941 | 79 ( 95) |
| 6 | 4 | Columbia Business School | 160,679 | 77 ( 90) |
| 8 | 8 | MIT Sloan School of Management | 154,058 | 83 ( 93) |
| 9 | 10 | University of Chicago: Booth | 151,758 | 82 ( 99) |
| 12 | 16 | Indian School of Business | 141,291 | 97 ( 99) |
| 13 | 14 | Dartmouth College: Tuck | 152,802 | 83 ( 99) |
Comparison from a career progression point of view
Rank ’10 | 3 yr. rank | School name | Careers | Aims achieved |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Data © 2010 The Financial Times LimitedView the full ranking | ||||
| 1 | 1 | London Business School | 14 | 4 |
| 2 | 1 | University of Pennsylvania: Wharton | 41 | 19 |
| 3 | 4 | Harvard Business School | 33 | 32 |
| 4 | 5 | Stanford University GSB | 4 | 7 |
| 5 | 5 | Insead | 18 | 16 |
| 6 | 4 | Columbia Business School | 40 | 17 |
| 8 | 8 | MIT Sloan School of Management | 21 | 5 |
| 9 | 10 | University of Chicago: Booth | 48 | 14 |
| 12 | 16 | Indian School of Business | 13 | 46 |
| 13 | 14 | Dartmouth College: Tuck | 49 | 1 |
And from a value for money perspective
Rank ’10 | 3 yr. rank | School name | Value |
|---|---|---|---|
Data © 2010 The Financial Times LimitedView the full ranking | |||
| 1 | 1 | London Business School | 50 |
| 2 | 1 | University of Pennsylvania: Wharton | 98 |
| 3 | 4 | Harvard Business School | 93 |
| 4 | 5 | Stanford University GSB | 94 |
| 5 | 5 | Insead | 8 |
| 6 | 4 | Columbia Business School | 88 |
| 8 | 8 | MIT Sloan School of Management | 91 |
| 9 | 10 | University of Chicago: Booth | 90 |
| 12 | 16 | Indian School of Business | 34 |
| 13 | 14 | Dartmouth College: Tuck | 86 |
Its fantastic that in less than 10 years ISB has reached the levels it has. Ofcourse, the ranking do tend to hide a lot of qualitative aspects that ISB might suffer from, but then I am sure other schools also have their own deficiencies! Keeping all these aspects in mind, I love the fact that ISB has done so much in such a short period of time…and needless to say…I AM PROUD TO BE AN ISB’ian!
Top 10 rankings next year! :)
Top 15 Signs That You Are Living in 2010!
1. The first thing you say when you call other people is not “How are you”, but “Where are you”
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends or remembering their birthdays is that they are not on Facebook.
6. You park your car at home and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. If anyone wanted to know how you looked 12 hours ago, a year ago, 3 years ago, 10 years ago, 25 years ago, they just need to view your facebook profile
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list
Credit: Thanks Kapil for sharing. The content has been ‘Indianized’ a bit!
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