Amit Varma pointed me to this great piece of analysis, in his blog entry. Well…he didnt point ME to it…but it just sounded cool…as if we are like chuddi buddies…(but hey…he does listen to me!)
so…inspired by the analysis, i thought of doing so at my own level. The results are fascinating..to say the least
Communications in the consulting world…follows what we call the Pyramis Principle. You start with the conclusion (your company is f***ked)…and then proceed with why you say so. So..here are the conclusions
1. Women truly think that men are horny, deceitful bastards (which…might be true!)…who can only think of sex, multiple partners and the next episode of baywatch (or now…big boss uncensored)
2. Men are just pissed off with the fact that women are mean, all they know is to cry, be crazy…and why the hell do they always have a headache…!
and here is the dope (am just using the number of google results as an indication…)
1. Why do men like breasts
Honestly…its a question am sure a lot of men have also asked…and after 5 seconds of thinking on the same reacted to themselves…wtf am i doing thinking about this…(ofcourse…i am assuming that most of these pages are targetted at women…again most of them gullible and potential buyers of breast enhancement techniques!)
2. Why do women work
this honestly seems to be a wtf…!! why in this world would someone be interested in this question anymore…so as to have 207 million results! i mean…balaji telefilms might have some 200 employees who potentially ask this questions everyday…cause thats what motivates them to portray their women in the way they do…! but 207 million results! wow!
3. Why does my husband look at other women
well…well…well…i will believe that this is a rhetoric…
4. Why does my wife not like me
hahaha…now we know where the previous question comes from…friggin men dont think their wife likes them…we poor souls are just hunting for potential other wives…who again will not like them…! wonderful…this means that we have to revise the business plan for secondshaadi.com…its much bigger dude…!
5. What are men thinking
i know the answer to this…i really do…! and its NOTHING…! most of the time…we men…are thinking…nothing..! we are just…walkin…hangin out…blank…staring at women…but still nothing…there are no thoughts…! i know its hard for women and einstein to accept this…but so be it…! we are also…not thinking…of what women are thinking…about what we are thinking…! we dont care…!
6. What are women good for
now…this is just so typical of us…and frankly its a mean question…! cmon dudes…i know they behave the way they do…and once they starts crying there is very little that men and shahrukh khan can do…but cmon…they deserve a lot more than 737 million results for such a question…!
7. Why are men better than women
now…its a fair assumption that its not women who are searching for this…! which makes this quite laughable…and narcissistic! why would a sane guy type search for “why are men better than women”…! and then to have 251 million results for the same!! its like aamir khan searching for “why is aamir khan the best” (which might have made sense had he actually suffered from the ghajini effect!)…or worst still…ankur warikoo searching for “ankur warikoo”…(which i admit i do…and hey…we ALL have done at some point of time…! incase you havent…do it…its friggin awesome..! unless ofcourse you are rohan chopra…an ex-colleague of mine…who figured that a porn story had the same name as the protagonist!)
8. Why are women better than men
Hah…! so women are guilty of the same crime..! but hey…before you really jump to that conclusion…the fact that there are only (only!) 65 million results for this…compared to 251 on the other side…it might imply that a lesser share of women are actually searching for this…! maybe they dont need the answer…they just know it..!
9. Why is my husband so mean and why is my wife so mean
both feel the same…cant really blame anyone…!
10. Am i in love
all said and done…the mean women and the bastard men…and the both politicians…”am i in love” generates an astounding 1 billion results…! thats an entire india finding an independent result for this query…! love finally conquers…!
google finally rests its case!!!
PS: the above are only the number of results that google furnishes. what will be even more interesting to actually see if people are searching for these…! basically…we have covered the supply side…but hey…the demand still remains..!
even more interesting…will be the actual content of the top results of the above…! i just went to the first link on “why men like breasts”…and didnt need to move ahead