by now all Indians are aware of the Guiness World Records. One, by virtue of the fantastic doordarshan programs that used to air in old times…when america still had white presidents…! two, because baba ramdev is the only living individual one earth to have found a cure for homosexuality…because of which he is oh so fit to be part of the esteemed records list…!

and as everyone knows….everything…and i mean…friggin EVERYTHING that has ever happened on this earth, including the first divorce ever (between Adam and Eve…what…you didnt know…screw you!!)…is part of the records list…

and so is 9/11…infamously though…for “Most Individuals Killed in a Terrorist Attack”…

well…and as every friggin records can be broken…and cmon…it should be…else whats the use of Mayawati increasing the spend on her statues each year…

…the guiness guys are inviting applications to break this record…

In short (basically, I am summarizing from all the crap i have written) – Guiness World Records wants people to attempt and break the record of “Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Attack”

Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist AttackPic Courtesy: www.failblog.org

Osama…finally has a job…the recession did friggin almost got him fired…