So I watched the movie…and honestly…quite liked it! Cmon…what were you guys expecting? Oscar Movie of the Year! it was meant to be this crappy…but with great visual appeal. And it delivered on it…!
However, as is with every movie, no matter how crappy…there are always learnings (and hidden philosophies!).
Here is my book on…
20 Things You Learn from 2012 – The Movie
- With a wave as high as Mt. Everest some 200 feet away from you…cellphone signals are still strong enough to call your friend in the US and tell him you are dying!
- Blacks will eventually save the world!
- It will friggin take much more than a billion people in size, for India to have one of its citizen up on that ship
- After the world ends…all that will remain will be “Made in China”
- If you wish to save your ass from the world’s end…get some flying lessons! And no…no need to get a friggin license…a flight or two will suffice!
- One day you will be able to fly only 200 miles to reach US, cause the earth would have moved alongwith you!
- Africa is the only continent that will not drown. So yeah…they could die of AIDS or Malaria…but flood…not happening!
- The 2010 London Summer Olympics will be held in December…!
- If you are a stepdad…you will eventually die and the original father will take over!
- John Cusack is the world record holder for the longest duration underwater without breathing!
- The Russian President´s English is sufficient incase you want to tell him that he is going to die…in English
- The chinese build the worst things on this earth, but will make sure that there are cameras installed all across the ship to cover the remotest of insignificant corners!
- But hey…after all the billions spent…the gates can still get jammed by a tool!
- Animals will be saved more for zoo value (Rhino, Giraffe) rather than real value. So yes…no cows, pigs, sheep on the ship please!
- There will always be a senti 10 minute speech on opening the gates, when they are 11 minutes left for impact!
- Russians will always have a sense of humor, when when they are dying!
- Arabs will speak good english but will insist all paperwork and documents to be in Arabic! And yes…they love their family as much as Indians do…so they will pay for all.
- Your hot mistress will always have an affair with your hot driver!
- No matter how much you have paid for the ticket, the boarding will remind you of Air Deccan. However, there might actually be some people who will never make it to the ship, unlike Air Deccan (almost!)
- And oh! When you know 3 years back that the world will be flooded…always make a ship..! Not a submarine…a ship!
Please add your own!!